if you think I winked I did

So, at the recommendation of Tom with his stories of mad, wonderful conversations into the night, and recently of /lit/’s belief that a good way to have a good pickup chat was to talk about books… I tried out Omegle today.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Salutations!
Stranger: fag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: salutations!
You: how’s your week been?
Stranger: good thanks u?
You: pretty good, got my DSA assessment, no essays to hand in, wasting a fine day listening to music and reading books
You: all’s right with the world
Stranger: how old r u?
You: twenty
Stranger: male?
You: why?
Stranger: cause
Stranger: :)
You: yes.
Stranger: cool
You: what’s your favourite book?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: good afternoon!
Stranger: good morning!
Stranger: :P
You: afternoon here, cold and blustery
Stranger: not good
You: would be worse if I weren’t in a nice warm room alone with the world
You: what’s your favourite book?
Stranger: hmm..
Stranger: good question.
Stranger: i LOVED the Princess Bride.
Stranger: still do
You: I never actually read that, saw the film but was kind of let down after all the hype
You: it’s good, but it’s not as good as everyone says
Stranger: the book is better
You: but I guess that’s because there’s so much hype it’s impossible to live up to?
Stranger: i guess so
You: like with Firefly or Avatar, after all the ridiculously good publicity nobody’s really going to be satisfied
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Avatar was amazing
You: it was pretty, but I hated the whole “noble savage” cliche shit
You: it’s fine as a story, if you start taking it as an allegory for the american indians it falls right apart
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: G’day.
Stranger: ohh why
You: no work to hand in, a pile of good books to read, nice warm flat
You: how’re you?
Stranger: cool, good thanks
You: what’s your favourite book?
Stranger: um.. im not sure, yours
You have disconnected.

…yeah.

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6 thoughts on “if you think I winked I did

  1. thkya says:

    Making new friends then? :P

  2. hobben says:

    It’s a slippery slope now to trolling on chatroulette…

    I am disappoint.

  3. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    This happens too often.

    Ah, omegle. Such a fantastic invention.

  4. digipatty says:

    Oh God, you’re such a that kid. :)

  5. ant_forster says:

    Haha, I love trolling on Omegle :D

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