You are the best brother. You are brilliant and amazing and capable and wonderful. I would name my firstborn after you any day. How about that win7 disc?
You are surprisingly good and helpful. If you had been the first ISP I had ever had to deal with, I would be crying salt tears as soon as I got into the real world.
Your customer service, especially the queue that had me listening to a glib recorded voice talking about how great your customer service was for six minutes without pause or repetition, can fall in a well of dicks. But you can have my money anyway because that was a good deal.
(Now on internet-capable laptop, the rebuilding of desktop will happen… one day.)