Bunch of insanely wonderful WW1 photos. Go and look at the whole set.
The worst thing about going through all my RUM SODOMY & THE LASH 1588-1945 powerpoints for revision was seeing this shiny-headed battleship-fetishising charlatan’s beardy goddamn face popping up in random corners.
God I hate him.
(Prompted by reading this article)
(and listening to this song, though I really shouldn’t have to tell you that, sort your life out)
Hovercraft: WE SAIL TONIGHT FOR SINGAPORE
Hovercraft: WE’RE ALL AS CLEAN AS CHOIRBOYS HERE
Brosencrantz: I’VE FALLEN FOR A SANCTIONED WHORE
Hovercraft: TOOK OFF TO THE LAND OF JEANS
Brosencrantz: WENT SHOPPING WITH THE CHINAMEN
Brosencrantz: CLEANED UP THE SEWERS OF PARIS
Hovercraft: THE CAPTAIN IS A CORPORATE SHILL
Hovercraft: HE’S REPORTING THROWN DICE ALONG THE WHARF TO THE RELEVANT AUTHORITIES
Hovercraft: IN THE HALL OF THE BLAND THE SINGAPOREAN MAN IS KING
Hovercraft: SO TAKE THIS COUPON
Brosencrantz: PAT HIM DOWN FOR CHEWING-GUM
Brosencrantz: TAKE AWAY HIS STOCK OF RUM
Brosencrantz: FROM NOW ON BOYS THIS GLASSY MALL’S YOUR HOME
Brosencrantz: (huh the line “wash your mouth out by the door” doesn’t actually need to be modified)
Hovercraft: WIPE HIM DOWN WITH VASELINE
Hovercraft: TILL HIS ARMS ARE SOFT AND CLEAN
Brosencrantz: PICK THE LITTER FROM THE FLOOR
Brosencrantz: WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT BY THE DOOR