ebay blues

Hocking Bill’s piles of old Nintendo stuff on eBay. Virtually every sale I’ve had some cretinous twerp or other make an offer by message, as with the latest “would you accept £7 for this item?”

Let me explain eBay auctions to you, bro. This system automatically awards the item to the person who makes the highest bid. If £7 is a price you’re willing to pay, then bid £7.

If nobody else wants this item you may end up actually paying less than £7, and I will happily accept this!

If other people do want this item and bid above you, then no, I am not interested in your lower offer.

WHY IS THIS SO HARD FOR YOU MOUTH-BREATHING CUNTS TO COMPREHEND?

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